Christmas carols for the far left. Let’s see…Happy Solstice, Happy Holidays, Season’s greetings, Merry Xmas, Happy ’spend tons of money and get drunk’ day, Happy ‘I don’t have to work day.’
Here are a few carols I rewrote to honor the wandering spirit of the far left. We wouldn’t dare want to mention Jesus in any Christmas songs.
AWAY IN THE MANGER
Away in the manger, no dimes for some bread,
World hunger is taking our taxes instead,
The tyrants are glowing, their yachts are in use
Their starving masses as usual will lose,
Rights are all glowing, the manger scene quakes,
The atheist statue, screams nothings at stake.
I love thee oh congressman, look down from the sky,
And celebrate egos ten miles high.
Oh pay for my car,
And pay for my house.
Close by me forever,
Asleep on my couch.
Bless all the dear children,
Those left still alive.
We’ll teach them new history
Those that can survive.
JOY TO THE WORLD
Joy to the world, Obama has come
Let earth warm up and sing,
Let every heart prepare some room,
Pelosi and taxes sing,
Pelosi and taxes sing
Kill more babies, let nature sing
Joy to the earth, lets worship trees
Lets outlaw eating meat
Make fields and floods,
Then blame it on God’s love,
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat, repeat the liberal noise.
No more let sins and sorrows grow,
Let sex take over schools,
Make prayer a crime,
Pastors can’t hide,
Far as the curse is found,
Far as the curse is found,
Christians back in your closet and not a sound
Elites rule the world with money and force,
And makes the nations prove,
That freedom doesn’t work
Government will heal the hurt
We’ll make talk radio run,
We’ll make Christians shunned,
And wonders, wonders, lets draw more blood
SILENT NIGHT
Silent night, lonely night,
All is gone, all is a fright.
Don’t recall the mother and child,
School officials will go half wild.
Sleep in Ramadan peace,
Sleep in Kwanzaa peace.
Silent night, oh what a sight,
Sharpton in bling, while Clinton’s lips are tight.
Gore dreams for a cooler earth,
Where Polar Bears rule and Faith is dammed.
Jesus the Savior is scorned,
Jesus the Savior is scorned.
Silent night, Say bye bye.
Outlaw the Bible, Preachers die.
Radiant beams of liberal hate,
With the dawn of denials gate.
Obama, Lord in his eyes,
Obama, Lord in his eyes.
GLORIA IN EXCEL SIS DEO
Bailouts we have heard on high,
Writing checks all through the night.
And the mountains in reply,
Belch up lava in their fright.
Gloria in excel sis Deo.
Gloria in excel sis Deo.
Fannie, Freddie and AIG,
Umbrella packages, all is free.
Backrubs, latest pedicures,
Millions for the last desert.
Gloria in excel sis Deo,
Gloria in excel sis Deo.
Come to Washington and see,
Congress taxing you and me.
Fairness doctrine, more abortion rights,
Right is wrong, wake up and fight.
Gloria in excel sis Deo,
Gloria in excel sis Deo.
Merry Christmas to all of you from Laurie Roth and The Roth show crew www.therothshow.com. I pray you all have a safe, yummy, intimate and special time with family and friends. Remember to give until it helps and that never hurts. Look for simple opportunities to share love without money involved. Offer to clean, listen, cook something, forgive someone and simply be there in a new and deeper way.
Also, please don’t just turn Christmas into a bunch of new age rubbish and pretend it is only about presents and giving to each other. WE ARE ALL RECOGNIZING THE BIRTH OF THE LIVING GOD JESUS CHRIST. Why He even has bothered with us I have no idea with all that we pull….but I am so thankful He did.
