Just when you thought you had heard the worst of the Czars under Obama, He blows our ever living minds again. We got used to the endless tax cheats running chunks of the country and anti American socialists trying to run our lives and then there was the precious Van Jones, the greens czar. He was going to fix our environment and make sure we were green in our business style and choices. He made us green all right. I’m still trying to get color back in my cheeks after listening to his communistic, whining, potty mouth again and again. My favorite moment of Van of course was his celebrating with the Palestinians and Arab Muslims the attack on America the day after 9/11 2001. Lets have a moment of silence shall we?
Oh, it just keeps getting better, these inspired appointments. Now we have the precious John Holdren who would be the Science Czar. This is a guy who actually considered forced abortion and sterilization as population growth solutions. He wrote about this in a 1977 science textbook. He has written and said that abortion is a much healthier option than carrying a pregnancy to full term. I can see it now. A young woman finds out she is pregnant and goes to her Doctor for care, only to have him try to encourage her to have an abortion for safety reasons. Let’s not even talk about his discussion of forced abortions…and I’m not done with his czars of enlightenment.
Now we have Cass Sunstein the regulatory chief czar who would push a new bill of rights. He thinks animals should have the right to sue us and that hunting should be illegal. I’m now starting to lose my mind. So we have endless tax cheats, then the communist Van Jones celebrating the attack on our country on 9/12, Holdren who thinks abortion is a healthier choice than finishing your pregnancy and would love a world with forced abortions, then there is the animal man Cass Sunstein, who wants our dogs to sue us.
Will the next appointed green czar make sure the trees in our yards also line up and sue us? You’re a farmer who has to clear some trees out of a field, will that be a class action suit then? Some of you are going to have to set aside a whole bunch of money for legal help. Your trees and poodle are suing you, but at least you’re a domestic terrorist who uses the wrong light bulbs and drives the wrong car. Thank God for a little hope.
Moving right along, lets visit Dr. Mengeles laboratory shall we? This health care bill is so far not getting the votes to pass but the battle isn’t over by far. Pelosi and Obama promise to pass something. So far, they’ve just passed a lot of gas and it doesn’t smell so good.
Wasn’t Obama’s big speech to congress about health care awe-inspiring? He was telling us that the time for bickering is over and the time for games is past. I am certainly for that. The quickest way to achieve that is for Obama to put a sack over his head and stop talking. I love how he reminded us that there would be no death panels and killing off seniors and of course total choice available for health care. No one ever said this bill would directly kill seniors. After all, that wouldn’t be the Chicago way to do it directly. Just what do forced counseling sessions every five years do for seniors? These sessions explore quality of life issues, possible options in dealing with life including assisted suicide and other suggestions. Naturally, the hope is that many will choose to leave on their own. These lovely ‘end of life’ mandatory-counseling sessions would be for our returning vets as well.
As far as keeping the right to choose your own health care, of course, that is said on the surface, but, private insurance rates will sky rocket with endless audits, regulations and taxation coming down upon them. This will cause employers to throw away private plans for the much cheaper Government option. That is precisely how millions will get trapped in Government health care and rationing.
At least during these troubled times you can gain courage from the thought that your dog could sue you.
